What of Church Higher Education when BKP Passes?

July 24, 2008

It’s my understanding that for decades now, BKP, the poster fossil for why we need a retirement tradition for apostles, has prevented expansion of church higher education to meet the needs of a bigger church, a position he held even before being an apostle early in the cretaceous period sometime before flower plants arose. Since simple fairness and common sense dictates that the system be expanded or sold off, there is obviously an impasse among the apostles, hence the untenable status quo. So what will happen to church higher education when BKP goes the way of the dinosaurs?

Steve EM

It’s just you and your hand tonight

July 5, 2008

Is Pink’s song U + Ur Hand an anthem for attractive lesbians or frigid straight women? How do men feel about the song’s allegation?

While I love a female singer who can belt out a song like that, the lyrics are awful.