Quick! Let’s kill ourselves!

February 15, 2007

One of my rants is Mormons misusing the word addiction, like spouting off absurd nonsense about sex addiction. And then there are those tired old anti-porn rants. Given that sex is essential for life, Mormons might as well be spouting off about addictions to clothing, shelter, food and other essentials. I could tolerate this with lay Mormons, but when our GAs lead the cheer, it just insults the intelligence.

But today I was heartened to know we’re not the only intellectual masturbators out there.

An epiphany: we’re all addicted to air and water! Quick! Let’s all kill ourselves and rid the planet of all this unrepentant sin!