Shelved Questions your Bishop Fears
What are your shelved questions: you know, the kind the bishop looks nervously at you for bringing up to him, and quickly gives you a list of (completely non-related) scriptures to read and pray about?
Here are a few of mine…
a) If Heavenly Father and Heavenly Mother(s) are married, who married them (i.e. performed the ordinance/ceremony)?
b) Why isn’t Heavenly Mother a God too? Why isn’t she in the godhead (or if there are more than one mother, why aren’t they all in the godhead)? Even if they are not to be prayed to, why is there no administrative place for them?
c) Are there any women out there who really look forward to illions of kids in the next life? Why????/
d) Why are the recent prophets so old, especially since Joseph Smith was so young? Is it just because they can foist their fuddy-duddy values on the rest of us and make us feel guilty for breathing and having sex drives?
e) If the priesthood ban were really about the priesthood and not about racism, why weren’t blacks allowed to do baptisms for the dead in the temple before 1978 (not perform them, but be the proxies)?
f) The Kinderhook plates…
